January 2012
EVERYONE
GO CHECK MY OLDER/NEWER PAGE CHANGE THING AT THE BOTTOM OF MY BLOG
GO
NOW
SERIOUSLY
I LOVE IT
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theshadow-lands:
I also visited waiter Cody tonight and laughed because this table of girls next to us were squealing over him and stuff and about how he’s cute or whatever and then he hugged me so TAKE THAT.
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1.5 hour phone calls.
That’s friendship.
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Sometimes I fantasize about punching random people...
"My girlfriend is a blanket, pillow and stuffed...
everyoneisgay:
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
1. Wake her up every time she steals something and tell her she’s stealing.
2. Put your cold feet on her warm back when she’s asleep.
3. Write her a really long a dramatic letter about how it’s not going to work between you two because she’s so selfish and possessive and you want to be able to sleep with other people, and...
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do you think that there is an evolutionary reason...
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theshadow-lands:
“dos platos los senoritas?”
“DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHORE?”
“i prefer my money not to be tainted.”
“APPARENTLY IT’S FUN TO WATCH BEAUTY AND THE BEAST WHILE YOU’RE HIGH.”
“HERE HAVE A STICKER.”
“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BONELESS WINGS?!”
“STILL SPORTIN’ IT” *points to bracelet*
“I’M GONNA WEAR THIS BRACELET TIL IT BREAKS OFF.”
that one time he gave me the finger. rude.
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